Welcome to another episode of Absurdica™, where logic takes a coffee break and nonsense reigns supreme ☕🚀. Today, we’re diving into the surreal, pancake-shaped world of Flat Earth theories — a place where science goes, “I’m outta here” […]
🤖📱Android vs iPhone: A Civil War of Pocket Supercomputers
Once upon a time, in a land not-so-far away (aka your sweaty pocket), two ancient forces clashed:The Knights of iPhone 🍏 and The Droid Rebellion 🤖.Both armed with glass rectangles, both powered by caffeine-fueled updates, and both utterly […]
🛠️ 7 Inventions Too Useless to Exist (But Somehow Still Do)
Because why solve real problems when you can invent a banana slicer? 🍌 🤯 Introduction: When Innovation Goes Rogue Humanity has achieved a lot. We’ve landed on the Moon 🌕, we’ve invented the internet 📡, and we’ve managed […]
🐧 Why Does No One Use Linux? (Except That Bearded Guy with a Penguin)
Once upon a time, in a world ruled by shiny logos and ominous startup jingles, there was a mystical creature called Linux. It was fast, free, powerful—and yet, almost no one used it. Let’s dig into this ancient […]
🐧Linux vs 🪟Windows: Battle of the Sacred Terminal and the Magical Installer
🧙♂️ The Shaman vs. The Salesman 💼 Origin Story Mode: Activated Linux 🐧Crafted in a sacred cave using open-source spells.Just whisper: sudo apt-get enlightenment. Windows 💻Descended from the royal halls of Microsoftia.License signed in unicorn blood, sold at […]