Once upon a time, in a land not-so-far away (aka your sweaty pocket), two ancient forces clashed:The Knights of iPhone 🍏 and The Droid Rebellion 🤖.Both armed with glass rectangles, both powered by caffeine-fueled updates, and both utterly […]
🐧 Why Does No One Use Linux? (Except That Bearded Guy with a Penguin)
Once upon a time, in a world ruled by shiny logos and ominous startup jingles, there was a mystical creature called Linux. It was fast, free, powerful—and yet, almost no one used it. Let’s dig into this ancient […]
🐧Linux vs 🪟Windows: Battle of the Sacred Terminal and the Magical Installer
🧙♂️ The Shaman vs. The Salesman 💼 Origin Story Mode: Activated Linux 🐧Crafted in a sacred cave using open-source spells.Just whisper: sudo apt-get enlightenment. Windows 💻Descended from the royal halls of Microsoftia.License signed in unicorn blood, sold at […]