Welcome to another episode of Absurdica™, where logic takes a coffee break and nonsense reigns supreme ☕🚀. Today, we’re diving into the surreal, pancake-shaped world of Flat Earth theories — a place where science goes, “I’m outta here” […]
🛠️ 7 Inventions Too Useless to Exist (But Somehow Still Do)
Because why solve real problems when you can invent a banana slicer? 🍌 🤯 Introduction: When Innovation Goes Rogue Humanity has achieved a lot. We’ve landed on the Moon 🌕, we’ve invented the internet 📡, and we’ve managed […]
🇺🇸🔁 America and China Playing Uno Reverse Cards with Tariffs 🔁🇨🇳
Picture this: Two global superpowers sitting at a poker table. But instead of cards, they’re slamming down tariffs like they’re playing UNO and someone just dropped a Draw Four. 💥 Welcome to global economics, Absurdica™ style. Round One: […]
🧨 How to Start a Trade War Without Even Trying: A Beginner’s Guide
Welcome, aspiring global disruptors! 🌍 Ever dreamed of igniting an international economic conflict over breakfast? You’re in luck! Here’s your step-by-step guide to starting a trade war without breaking a sweat. 🛒 Step 1: Pick a Random Import […]
🕊️🔺Pigeons in the Illuminati: The Feathery Freemasons Among Us
🧠 “Birds Aren’t Real” Was Just the Beginning… Sure, some say pigeons are just birds.But what if they’re more than that?What if they’re watching you, reporting back to secret societies, and controlling the Wi-Fi signal in your neighborhood? […]
👽🛒 Aliens Shopping at Walmart: The True Story They Don’t Want You to Know
🌌 The Walmart Wormhole Theory Some say it’s just a store. Others say it’s the interdimensional hub for beings not from this Earth.Welcome to Walmart, where the rollback prices are cosmic and the customers? …well, not all of […]
🌍🔻Flat Earth: The Wacky Theory That Might Just Break Elon Musk 🚀🧠
You thought the Earth was round? Oh sweet summer child. 🌞That’s just a story cooked up by NASA 🚀 and globe manufacturers 🏀 trying to push overpriced classroom models.Welcome to the gloriously unhinged world of the Flat Earth […]
🥣 Cereal With Water vs. With Milk – The Never-Ending Debate
It starts innocently. You wake up. You’re hungry. You pour some cereal.And then it hits you: do you pour milk… or are you one of those creatures who uses water?? 👀 Welcome to one of the most controversial […]
🧊 American Fridges Are Bigger Than Cars but Still Empty – Explain That, Science
There’s a cosmic mystery lurking in American kitchens: fridges the size of small trucks… with nothing inside but a bottle of ketchup and half a lemon from 2009. Seriously. You could fit an entire Thanksgiving dinner, a yoga […]
🧡 Why Are There 12 Versions of ‘The Bachelor’? Asking for a Friend Who’s Still Single
In the grand American tradition of turning literally anything into entertainment, the dating world has been televised, glamorized, and franchised harder than the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Yes, we’re talking about The Bachelor. Or wait… The Bachelorette. Or was […]