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April 22, 2025April 22, 2025 Aliens in Crocs shopping at night in Walmart under a UFO, with glowing carts and absurd deals

👽🛒 Aliens Shopping at Walmart: The True Story They Don’t Want You to Know

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🌌 The Walmart Wormhole Theory Some say it’s just a store. Others say it’s the interdimensional hub for beings not from this Earth.Welcome to Walmart, where the rollback prices are cosmic and the customers? …well, not all of […]

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April 22, 2025April 22, 2025 Flat Earth as a pancake, with Elon Musk in space, penguins guarding an ice wall, and conspiracy symbols floating in space

🌍🔻Flat Earth: The Wacky Theory That Might Just Break Elon Musk 🚀🧠

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You thought the Earth was round? Oh sweet summer child. 🌞That’s just a story cooked up by NASA 🚀 and globe manufacturers 🏀 trying to push overpriced classroom models.Welcome to the gloriously unhinged world of the Flat Earth […]

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