Picture this: Two global superpowers sitting at a poker table. But instead of cards, they’re slamming down tariffs like they’re playing UNO and someone just dropped a Draw Four. 💥 Welcome to global economics, Absurdica™ style. Round One: […]
🧨 How to Start a Trade War Without Even Trying: A Beginner’s Guide
Welcome, aspiring global disruptors! 🌍 Ever dreamed of igniting an international economic conflict over breakfast? You’re in luck! Here’s your step-by-step guide to starting a trade war without breaking a sweat. 🛒 Step 1: Pick a Random Import […]
📈💣TikTok Tariff Challenge: Turning a Trade War into a Dance-Off 🇺🇸🇨🇳
The world? Totally broken.Trade wars between countries like the U.S. and China? 😤 Meh, old news.But NOW?TikTok kids turned it into a CHALLENGE. 🎶🛍️ Imagine throwing a “30% Tariff” sign at your best friend while doing a TikTok […]
👙💇♀️ Straight Hair with Bra?! Yes, That’s a Thing Now
Look. The internet is a weird place. One day you’re learning how to make banana pancakes with one hand, the next you’re watching someone straighten their hair… using a bra. Yep. A BRA. For their HAIR. Welcome to […]
😂 Funniest Comments from Netizens About Tesla: Roast Mode Activated
The internet never sleeps, especially when it’s roasting Tesla. Between the #ByeTesla movement and Elon Musk’s never-ending tweet storms, netizens have been dropping the kind of comments that make you snort-laugh and then question your car insurance choices. […]
#ByeTesla Update: New Drama, Old Dreams, and Elon Getting Left on Read
The #ByeTesla movement is still going strong. Instead of dying down, it’s picking up steam like a group chat when someone drops a spicy rumor. TikTok, X (RIP Twitter), and Reddit are now filled with hot takes, shady […]
Gen Z Is Breaking Up with Tesla — and It’s Petty, Dramatic, and Hilarious 🚗💅
So picture this:You’re minding your business, scrolling through TikTok, when BAM — some guy dramatically tosses his Tesla keys on the ground, slow motion style, with Taylor Swift blasting in the background: “Look what you made me do…” […]
Gen Z Be Vibin’ to a 1965 Hit? Yep, ‘California Dreamin’’ Is Taking Over TikTok – Starting from Spain!
So apparently, while we were all busy scrolling past sped-up anime edits, TikTokers in Spain decided to vibe to a 1965 bop. Yep, California Dreamin’ by The Mamas & the Papas is suddenly the party anthem — and […]