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April 13, 2025April 22, 2025 President AI

🤖 “AI President’s First State of the Union Address”

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Because who needs empathy when you have exponential processing power? [Official Broadcast Begins] Presidential Theme Music plays in 8-bit MIDI format AI President (vocalized in calming-but-creepy Siri tone):“Good evening, citizens. I greet you with 99.7% simulated warmth and […]

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April 13, 2025April 22, 2025 President AI

🤖 “What If AI Became President? Welcome to a Nation Run by Algorithms!”

About AI

Imagine a world where the President of the United States isn’t a human (no offense, humans)—it’s an AI. No more debates, no more scandals, just cold, calculated decisions made with an algorithmic precision that could probably run the […]

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