Let’s face it — Elon Musk’s Twitter (sorry, X) account is a digital rollercoaster. One minute he’s talking about Mars colonies, the next he’s challenging people to cage fights or tweeting memes that look like they came from a Facebook group called “Boomers Who Vape.”
We went deep into the chaos to bring you Elon’s top tweets, ranked from “Huh?” to “Sir, are you okay??”
🥉 #5 – “Pronouns suck.” (2020)
Chaos Level: Mildly radioactive
Elon decided to just… tweet this out of nowhere. No context, no follow-up, just vibes. Internet exploded, people clapped back, and his own partner Grimes reportedly told him to log off. Iconic mess.
Comment of the day:
“Elon tweeted this while updating his cyber fridge at 2AM, fight me.”
🥈 #4 – “I’m selling almost all physical possessions. Will own no house.” (2020)
Chaos Level: Billionaire minimalist phase
Elon randomly announced he was becoming a minimalist. Did he follow through? Kinda. Did it make sense? No. Did Twitter lose its mind? Absolutely.
Vibe: Tech Buddha having a mid-life crisis in a Tesla showroom.
🏅 #3 – “The coronavirus panic is dumb.” (2020)
Chaos Level: Pandemic-level chaos (literally)
Back when the whole world was trying to figure out what to do, Elon said: “nah.”
This one aged like unrefrigerated shrimp.
🤯 #2 – “Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in.” (2022)
Chaos Level: Cocaine bear meets capitalism
The internet nearly combusted with this one. Elon being Elon, flexing his power and making 1900s pharmacists spin in their graves.
“If Elon buys Starbucks and puts real stars in it, I’m in.”
🔥 #1 – “I’m going to buy Twitter.” (2022)
Chaos Level: 11/10, end of times
It started as a joke. Then became real. Then became court drama. Then became X.
This tweet literally reshaped the internet. Some call it the day memes won. Others call it “the moment we entered the simulation.”
“He bought Twitter like I buy stuff on Shopee at 3AM — recklessly and with regret.”
✨ Bonus Weirdness: Honorable Mentions
- “69 days after 4/20 again haha” — what does it mean, Elon?
- “RIP Harambe” — still tweeting about the gorilla in 2021.
- “Nuke Mars” — he was serious. Like, genuinely.
💬 Final Thoughts: Elon’s Twitter = Peak Chaos
Love him or roast him, Elon’s tweets are the kind of chaos we can’t look away from. It’s like watching a billionaire sh*tpost in real time while casually launching rockets.