The internet never sleeps, especially when it’s roasting Tesla. Between the #ByeTesla movement and Elon Musk’s never-ending tweet storms, netizens have been dropping the kind of comments that make you snort-laugh and then question your car insurance choices.
From TikTok to Reddit, here are some of the top-tier, unfiltered, and occasionally savage takes on everyone’s favorite electric car brand.
🚘 Tesla, but Make It a Personality
“Owning a Tesla used to say ‘I’m rich and futuristic.’ Now it just says ‘I’m stuck in a software update.’”
— @grillzforbreakfast
“Tesla drivers be like: ‘Sorry I’m late, my car needed a nap.’”
— anonymous Reddit hero
🔋 Battery Problems = Therapy Session
“My Tesla is like me — runs out of energy fast and doesn’t charge properly.”
— @relatablecontentdaily
“Who needs enemies when your own car decides not to start during rush hour?”
— someone with real pain
🤖 Elon Musk: The Main Character (Again)
“Tesla is like your friend who’s super smart but keeps saying weird stuff at parties.”
— @overshareking
“Imagine buying a car and it comes with a CEO that live-tweets every intrusive thought.”
— literally everyone
🧠 Autopilot or Auto-Please-Don’t?
“Tesla’s Autopilot feels like trusting a golden retriever to do your taxes.”
— from X (formerly Twitter), and yes, we LOL’d
“Sometimes I wonder if Autopilot is just a fancy way of saying ‘good luck’.”
— this person gets it
😂 Bonus Round: Savage Short Takes
- “Tesla: because walking is too reliable.”
- “Battery low. Morale lower.”
- “Every Tesla is one bug away from becoming a very expensive paperweight.”
🎉 In Conclusion: The Internet Remains Undefeated
Whether you’re a die-hard fan, a concerned ex-owner, or just someone who enjoys a good tech roast, the online commentary around Tesla is pure comedy gold.